“About ten years ago, for tax reasons, I faked my own death. I’ve been collecting benefits as my own widow ever since” - Creed Bratton
Noone makes fun of Taylor Swift like Taylor Swift makes fun of Taylor Swift
for a split second i thought she was holding a dildo
thank god i wasn’t the only one
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
so what the fuck actually happened on Doctor Who last night? a powerpoint presentation by i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger.
Right, I’m not going to lie. This lion is sexy.