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About ten years ago, for tax reasons, I faked my own death. I’ve been collecting benefits as my own widow ever since” - Creed Bratton

whilelifepassesby:

a-wild-peasant:

sparksfly:

Noone makes fun of Taylor Swift like Taylor Swift makes fun of Taylor Swift

for a split second i thought she was holding a dildo

thank god i wasn’t the only one

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

so what the fuck actually happened on Doctor Who last night? a powerpoint presentation by i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger.

eyes-of-the-cat:

Right, I’m not going to lie. This lion is sexy.

eyes-of-the-cat:

Right, I’m not going to lie. This lion is sexy.

thefrogman:

Simon’s Cat’s Box Guide No. II by Simon Tofield [website | twitter]

thefrogman:

Simon’s Cat’s Box Guide No. II by Simon Tofield [website | twitter]